• 12th graders: ew 11th graders
• 11th graders: ew 10th graders
• 10th graders: ew 9th graders
• 9th graders: ew middle schoolers
• middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
• elementary kids: ew babies
• babies: ew fetus
• fetus: ew wait how am i talking

• me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
• dad: hey she came out of her hole
• dad: it's like you live in a cave
• dad: we haven't seen you in a while
• dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
• dad: you only leave to stock up on food
• dad: oh and there she goes
• dad: walking right past me with her food
• dad: see you in a few days

At the end of concerts

• Band/singer: We hope you guys enjoyed your night!
• Me: no no NO OMFG DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING LEAVE NO STAY ON THAT DAMN STAGE AND KEEP PLAYING SONGS I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY'RE FUCKING OLD OR SHIT YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IN FOREVER YOU ARE NOT FUCKING LEAVING THAT STAGE YOU ARE STAYING I LOVE YOU OKAY DON'T LEAVE ME OKAY DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING BOW NO NO GET THE FUCK BACK ON STAGE NO DAMN IT GET BACK IN HERE AND LOVE ME